Marriage is a vow between two people who will live the rest of their lives together. (Honestly, no different from a death sentence)
But the perks of a marriage is the fun that comes along with it. The following tweets show the reality of marriage and how it becomes a stand up comedy show at one point.
#1. Miscommunication Always Leads To Baffling Conclusions
#2. Please Stop. Unfortunately, The List Will Continue On and On
#3. The Best Comment Any Husband Can Give To A Nicely Prepared Meal
#4. Philosophic Questions That Will Boil Down To The Existence Of Particles
#5. You Should Have Known What Was In The Contract
#6. You Just Never Understand Do You? Sigh..
#7. I Wonder If Anyone Cleans The House Anymore
#8. Simply Unfortunate.
#9. Laundry Is Not Meant For Men
#10. Bye. See You At My Funeral